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-Complete with the past simple or present perfect:
My friend ___(tell) me a funny joke this morning. I ___(hear) a lot of jokes in my life, but this one __(make) me laugh when I __(hear) it. A girl and her father __ (be) at the dinner table, having some soup. The girl __(ask) her dad, 'Dad, are spiders nice to eat?' 'What a horrible question, __(say) the father. 'Can't you think of anything nice to say at dinner time? Please let me eat. I __ (eat not) anything since this morning!' The girl __(decide) to be quiet. They both __ (eat) their dinner in silence. Later, the girl's father ___ (ask), Why did you want to know about spiders earlier?' She replied, 'Oh, there was a spider in your soup.___ (go) now. ​

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My friend told me a funny joke this morning. I have heard a lot of jokes in my life, but this one (has made)/(made) me laugh when I heard it. A girl and her father were at the dinner table, having some soup. The girl asked her dad, 'Dad, are spiders nice to eat?' 'What a horrible question, said the father. 'Can't you think of anything nice to say at dinner time? Please let me eat. I haven’t eaten anything since this morning!' The girl decided to be quiet. They both ate their dinner in silence. Later, the girl's father asked,Why did you want to know about spiders earlier?' She replied, 'Oh, there was a spider in your soup.has gone now.