Question

write a small text free topic and you will read it at front

Answer 1

THE GENIUS DOG

 

A butcher was working very busy, when he sees a dog entering his shop that he throws out of the store, shortly after the dog enters again and this time the butcher realizes that the dog brings a note in the snout that says:

Could you give me a leg of lamb, please?

He looks at it, and now he has a $ 10 bill on his nose, so the astonished butcher takes the money, puts the leg of lamb in a bag and places it on the dog's snout, the impressed butcher decides to close the store and follow the dog takes a street to a crossroads where it stops, leaves the bag on the floor and stands on its hind legs to press the cross button, once the light changes, take the bag, move forward and reach a bus stop, there sits patiently and when a bus approaches it stops, looks at the number and sits down again until the right bus arrives, then takes the bag and climbs, and up the bus looks out the window absentmindedly They arrive at a section of the city where the doorbell rings and it goes down, from there it reaches a house, it leaves the bag on the floor and with its head it begins to knock on the door a couple of times and as nobody opens the door, it gives the return to the house, this time hits a window and returns Again at the door to wait for them to open, almost immediately a guy appears at the door who starts screaming at the dog, so the butcher tells him:

But man! Why do you treat the animal like this? He's a genius, he might as well be on television!

To which the man responds:

Genius? Are you crazy? This is the second time this week that you forget your key!