Question

me podrian decir 4 chistes en ingles de los animales

Answer 1

1.-He had a fish that wanted to be an announcer and they shouted:

-   We went on the air !!

  And he died

2.-A woman tells her husband:

- If a lion attacked me and my mother, who would you save first?

- Well, the lion!

3.- One day, a turtle went to his first day of school and when he arrived, the vacations had already started!!

4.- What does a cow do in a mine?

Cow-mining

Answer 2

01* God was creating the world and he was showing the name to the animals:

- You'll call yourself a chicken

- You'll call yourself a horse

- You'll call yourself a donkey

And he continued to give them their names and then the donkey asks:

- What was my name?

And God answers:

- Donkey

After 3 more minutes, the donkey asks:

- What was my name?

- Donkey

And so five times more he asks again:

- What was my name?

He answers:

- idiot donkey

And the donkey says:

- I was already learning the name and now it tells me the last name

02*This was once two little lambs that were playing ball and the ball is gone and one little lamb says to the other:

- Beeeeeeee!

And the other says:

- Beeeeeeeeee!

03*This is an English fox and a Spanish donkey that meet in the desert and the fox tells the donkey-An zorry And the donkey tells the fox- An burry

04*- In the corral the chicken mocked the bad luck of the pig ...

- Piglet I know that tomorrow they will kill you, lero, lero.

The trembling little pig asks the burlesque hen ...

- How do you know that tomorrow they're going to kill me?

- Because I heard the farmer who told his wife ... tomorrow we give that chicken chicharrón